Quotes... The Gold Label Stuff

Mind the excessive use of the 'f' word. These were from a friend...

"Scattered f***ing showers, my ass!" - Noah, 4314 BC

"What the f*** was that?" - Mayor Of Hiroshima , 1945

"It does so f***ing look like her!" - Picasso, 1926

"You want WHAT on the f***ing ceiling?" - Michelangelo, 1566