Officer 1: Excuse me, Miss. Are you the only one home this evening?
Stephanie: Uh yeah...
Officer 2: Have you been letting off any fireworks this evening?
Stephanie: Me?
Officer 1: Yes, miss.
Stephanie: Uh, no I haven't. Sorry.
Officer 2: You haven't let off any tom thumbs (ok that may not be what he said, but it definitely sounded like that)
Stephanie: No, I would remember that. Wait, what's a tom thumb?
Officer 1: Well did you hear any fireworks?
Stephanie: Tonight? Uh, no...
Officer 1: And you're sure.
(Have you ever noticed how when someone questions you that many times you start to doubt yourself???)
Stephanie (less certain): Yeah... Sorry. (I have no idea why I kept apologising...) I'm fairly sure. (Or am I?)
Officer 2: Sweet. Have a good evening.
Just another quiet night in the ghetto. I have no idea what that was about.
And what the hell is a tom thumb?
1 comment:
lol - it could only happen to you!!
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